tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529113254773726217.post388378245010702028..comments2018-04-16T22:06:26.579-04:00Comments on Fleet-Streetese: Twilight: The Moviesmdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04311894934785783085noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529113254773726217.post-31151305016654671902008-11-26T08:40:00.000-05:002008-11-26T08:40:00.000-05:00The whole movie is filled with double standards. T...The whole movie is filled with double standards. The other day I accidentally stepped into the path of an oncoming vehicle on Lexington Avenue, and not only did I have to save my own damned self without hot vampire assistance, but no one called me endearingly clumsy, I just got screamed at in Farsi by the cab driver whose parked hood I had to jump onto to avoid getting flattened.<BR/><BR/>And trust me, you don't want these vampires to be naked, because the jingle-jingle sound the FX dudes add when they glitter is really annoying even in small doses.smdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04311894934785783085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2529113254773726217.post-19368326167067344322008-11-26T03:49:00.000-05:002008-11-26T03:49:00.000-05:00I hate this hideous double standard. Sure, when a ...I hate this hideous double standard. Sure, when a hot, effeminate vampire breaks into a bedroom room to watch a teenage girl sleep, everybody swoons, but when i do it the judge calls me a monster and I limit my blood drinking to small woodland critters, too.<BR/><BR/>I'm not saying I'm dying to see this movie, but I probably will. Just not for a while, especially since the AVN nominees have been announced and all the porn studios have put a stop on their "award" releases.<BR/><BR/>Still, I don't know how I feel about vampires that remained clothed. I prefer the naked kind.<BR/><BR/>Body glitter... Ha.<BR/><BR/>Sex Mahoney for Presidentrichgoldstein13https://www.blogger.com/profile/13024589882600654072noreply@blogger.com